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Saturday, April 11. 2009
 Wow, just Detox . Not d-tox , or deTox , or even detoXX . Guess the '90s are over.
Take picture of self, GIMP it up.
For extra credit, publish original. So, beautiful's too easy, eh?
Well, it's not like I didn't rise to the challenge.
Auto-White Balance, Select Foreground, Brightness/Contrast, Make Wonderful
The problem is, this shit is bogus. Like in The Laws of Thermodynamics.
If you don't have a patriarchy-approved body, nothing you do is "pretty." And, you know, you don't get to quit the game. You get dissed for having the audacity of displaying a non-fuckable body in public.
If you do have a P-approved body, you don't get out, either. If you do mainstream pornisation, some men will get off on it. If you do mainstream gross-out, many men will still get off on it. You only get to choose between signifying sex or signifying chicks are dumb sluts (and therefore unthreatening). You do not get to quit the game.
But no worries, 40, 45, 50, something like that, we'll quit the game for ya, and you'll become invisible. Welcome to the Patriarchy.
Continue reading "Detox"
Now playing:
Pink Floyd — Welcome to the machine
Wednesday, April 8. 2009
 Take picture of self, GIMP it up.
For extra credit, publish original. I don't normally do relays, but hey. If dyfa and Thilde do it, then so can I.
Auto-White Balance, Crop, Brightness/contrast, freehand + fill (to remove background in layer copy)
Continue reading "GIMP'd � Girls in Tape"
Now playing:
Toto — Africa
Thursday, July 26. 2007

Tip of the Day: If you make coconut shakes — coconut milk, cow's milk, pinch of sugar, blend — make damn sure you actually close the lid unless you enjoy looking like a still from cheap porn.
(You didn't really think I'd include a picture of that, did you.)
Friday, December 22. 2006
Monday, December 18. 2006
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