Bloody Lara bloody Croft. And I never even played the game. Nor did I give any of the bollocky artifacts/archeology answers. But what did I expect, clicking British/accent/Angelina Jolie. I suppose. Maybe we should consider it progress that there are girl-results at all, and I suppose she really isn't so bad, except for the ugly breasts. It's just that the movie was so lame. Sure, we all knew it wasn't going to be brilliant like Girl, Interrupted, or at least good like Gia, but an action movie still needs good pacing, and Tomb Raider just didn't have that -- and what's with the sucky soundtrack? I wish they'd taken a few cues from the first Matrix movie that way. Well, at least I didn't end up being someone from SuperMario-Land, so I suppose I'll hold my peace forever. Even though I really should've been Sindel.
You are... Purple Pussy! The star of the show! You have some real issues, but you stand for what you believe. You are plagued by monsters of the past, but you kick those monsters in the teeth. You are awesome. You are hardcore. You're a WOMYN.