I'm sick, spent the entire day sleeping (then getting up to eat, then sleeping more), and I've probably got a fever. So that's my excuse; I'll probably delete this and deny all knowledge of it once I'm well. So no, «no comic today.» Yes, I know this is turning into bloody stick figure week. Good thing I announced the next issue for Monday week rather than today.
What does the image show? Hint
Google image has me believe that's the Polish national costume there.
Pole Dancing! Muhahaha! <runs really fast. like Benny Hill>
What popular song from the nineteen-eighties does the art allude to? Hint
Men without Hats — The Safety Dance. As a bonus, here's my favourite song by them, Security. Boring video though. (Note veejay's silly hair — only of course, they weren't called VJs back then!) Compare to the more upspeed Security (live), where amusingly, singer Ivan looks like some weird brooding cross between Trent Reznor from Nine Inch Nails and the guy who played Satan in The Stand. Yeah, that was the folk of the eighties! What's with the drummer, though? Wearing a shirt of your own band? How gauche!
Lastly, yeah, everybody feels better with security, -ty, -ty — I always felt the Glock was ugly as sin — but some argue that's indeed a plus; you don't get attached to it, but treat it like the tool it is, if it gets scratched, so what? If you've got to replace it, so what? Of course, this guy did more than just scratch it — only, he never had to replace it …