Tatiana Azundris

The Which sailor from the core team are you? test identified me as Sailor Mars — which I'm not unhappy with, she's cool, she has the nicest hair, and pissed off, but caring is a pretty good summary of yours truly. But what if I had to be an original sailor senshi? Sailor Heavy Metal Papillon is taken. I suppose I could be Sailor Heavy Metal Suicide? (The video is clickable.)

Wikipedia has a list of funky place names — ever wanted a Dildo address? Or how about a trip to Booger Mountain? If you can afford it, anyway.

Clothes sizes will be standardized in Europe starting 2oo6.

Rainforest: Crisis? What crisis? Well obviously, if you don't recognize a problem when you see one, you can always get upset over nothing, and when you do see a problem where there is none, you can still try and cover it up. Pretend the swans are not lesbians. In fact, whyn't we ban lesbianism altogether — after all, procreating without a traditional family is unauthorized reproduction! The answer is obvious: Ban everything! (It's 10:30 — do you know who your friends are? Talk about mating in a mine-field! Well, you didn't have to be gay, did you?)

Speaking of which, do you know the feeling when you read something so stupid that you're tempted to grab that baseball bat and pummel yourself in the hope of knocking the offending meme right out of your head before it can seep from short-term memory to who-knows-where? If you answered yes, you probably live in Brazil. Or maybe, it's just your … gear hurting, and you can't take it anymore.

Norwegians drink 10.7 kilograms of coffee per person annually. They also lead the globe in anxiety disorders. More than a third of the time, Icelanders don't show up for work. They're also the world's happiest nation. Italians out-wine the French. My "inner European" is Italian, by the way. And my inner lover is some artsy pushover, it appears. (But I'm 47 % leo, anyway. Ascendent and all, kitty rising. So I have a sporting chance.) Americans, on the other hand, are big. Yes, again.

New contact lenses selectively mute certain colours.

Get your own chakram.

BoingBoing: R2D2 casemod. Apparently, there's a sonic toy grenade that you throw in someone's room and that won't stop until they find you and you stick the pin back in. Yeah, like they aren't simply gonna throw the bummer out of the window. Duh.

That's it for me tonight, take care out there. This is Radio AZOU, I'm Azundris.